How to be a pookie

You've seen them at the pet shop on crowded servers crying.. but if you don't know much about them, you'd think they're stupid.

Now, you want revenge. Be a baby on Club Penguin!

Step 1: Dress like a baby!

For girls:

Some popular items are the pink or blue earmuffs, the ballerina dress, the pink one-piece swimsuit, blue or green cheerleader outfit, the Funster haircut (available in the treasure book), pink bunny slippers, sneakers, teddy bears, the giant lollipop, the butterfly shirt, pink music note shirt, anything that looks cute.
Don't dress too maturely though!

 The green polka dot dress has become very popular ever since it was released. It's overused among pookies, so if you choose to wear it, don't accuse anyone of being a copycat.


For boys: 

Some popular items are the sun striker wig, blue hoodie, hockey jersey, blue overalls, pajamas, sneakers, guitars, teddys, trophy from Penguin Play Awards (to be used as a "golden elmo")



For non members:

Striped shirts, any party favors, party hats, and card-jitsu belts.. preferably the white one, to resemble a "dippy". Rubber duckies are also popular.



Step 2: Picking a server

Although you will need to go on 5 bar servers, for the best results, go on servers with at least 3 bars. Not only will there be more "moms", you'll be able to find bunnies, bugs, dogs, and siblings, without having to jump servers.

Step 3: Act like you mean it!

When you go to the pet shop, act cute.. that is, if you want to be adopted. The way you act will depend on your personality. Write out actions that will make you look super cute. Don't cause drama though, because you'll get crowded, and nobody will want you to be their brother or sister. It's okay to cry, or act pitifully. Don't forget, a rich mumu isn't always the best mumu.

You could also, and is suggested that you talk in "caps". This doesn't mean to turn caps lock on. At the beginning of each word, capitalize it. (Just press the shift key before every word.) Here's an example:

Plays With Wittle Pookie Toys


Step 4: Getting the new igloo

Behave nicely, because you wouldn't want to get sent back to the pet shop, now would you? You may also be banned. Club Penguin is just a game, so make sure you're having fun! Get along with your siblings, and if you have to share your room, make sure you share toys. Your parents will be really nice to you if you don't cause trouble.


Other stuff:

-If you want milk, don't ask your mumu to take off her shirt. Moderators aren't stupid, they know what you're referring to, and you may be banned for sexual content. The same goes with asking for a "tum tum".. (if you don't know what this means.. Where do babies start from? The tummy.. or tum tum.)

- Its okay to ask for stuff.

- If your mumu spoils you, don't expect it every day. It can be tiresome. This doesn't mean you have to run away though.

- Be creative. Again, Club Penguin is just a game.

- The white card jitsu belt is used as a diaper. If you would like to go extreme when your penguin is "dirty", you could change into a brown belt. To fart, press "E and T" at the same time on your keyboard.

If you're lucky to get my penguin as a mumu, Rosalina3333, then you'll see how fun it is to be a pookie! :)




HAVE FUN!